Wrong turn. 404 Error. This shit don't exist. But here are some fun facts:

I was born in Portland, Ore. I wore the same outfit from Nov 2015 to Feb 2016. I wanted to live in NYC until I didn't. I was the 2ball champ in elementary school. I had to stand on a rock for my first kiss. I can't understand why men try to hide balding, just shave it. My mom hates tattoos, I have many. Searching Zillow.com is a hobby.